Today’s topic is not really kid appropriate, so send them out the room for this one.
Va-JAY-JAY. Okay. There I said it. Now let’s talk about it.
If you don’t know what Va-JAY-JAY means, I am going to tell you. Wait for it………… It is trendy term for VAGINA!
So this term has been around for quite some time now, and I recently viewed the word across the front page of my Cosmo magazine and it got me to thinking. Are you serious?
Why do women name their vagina? It is what it is, right? But then I began to worry maybe I should name my Va-JAY-JAY. Something like kitty kat, sweet potatoe pie, or candy apple?
Seriously, why do we do this to ourselves?
For me this puts the pressure on to come up with a name. What if I picked something that doesn’t always hold up? Like Kryptonite, I mean I like to think my husband gets weak and loses all physical strength, but what if after the deed he goes for a sandwich?
Then I wondered how long will a name last. If I name it now in my 30′s will I have to change it in my 50′s? The 40 somethings have already coined “cougar”, so can’t really use that.
I just don’t understand.
Again, Are you serious?
When do we find the time to come up with this stuff?
I won’t ask you what names you have for your sexual parts, but I would like to know why do we name them? Do you think it is a turn on? How do you come up with the name? Please tell me, I’m trying to decide if I should come up with a fun trendy name for her.







