Boobs or No Boobs – Wife Confession

Boobs or no boobs? That is the question.

By now most of you know a few months ago I decided to get my sexy back.

So of course, I took a trip to Victoria’s Secret to pick up some boobs. I think we can agree they have some great items. Pricey! I admit but I just had to splurge this time. After 9 years of marriage, I had to brush the dust off with some new stuff.

I decided to try the Miraculous

and the Very Sexy

After trying them both all I can say is Whoa Baby!!! The girls haven’t been this perky since I stopped breastfeeding a few years ago.

I absolutely love how they look, my boobs not just the bra. Periodically, I have to touch them myself just to make sure it is really me, well partly.

Okay, let’s get back to the question. Boobs or no boobs?

I was faced with a problem when we decided last minute to take a trip to the amusement park for rides and the water park. Well, I was very excited about showing off my body in a bikini. I have been working hard at the gym, and feeling pretty confident. So then, I put my bikini top on and that is when I had to face the question.

Do I take the boobs and leave the bikini? Or

Do I leave the boobs and go out in an empty bikini top?

Next, I thought maybe I could scoop enough up to resemble a boob in the top, but it didn’t work. Even when I was wearing the bikini top on under my tank top my husband kept looking like what the bleep? He never said a word but I know he was wondering what happened to the boobs I bought with his hard earned money.

Well, I did decide to wear my bikini. When we arrived at the park, I kept mentioning to my husband about going over to the water park because I thought that was part of the plans. Well, mysteriously we never made it to the water park. Not sure if that is a good or bad thing. I had a great time but in the back of my mind I kept thinking……….

If I’d known we wouldn’t make it to the water park, I would have brought the boobs! 

So my question for you is, do you ever use something artificial and feel it is sort of a necessity as you go through your day? And why? Remember it may not be a breast size enhancing bra, but maybe you have a favorite hair piece, lipstick or fragrance that gives you that extra Umph when you walk into a room.

Don’t let me think I am the only one. Tell me about it.

Note: I was not paid in any way by Victoria Secret or any company to write this post. No free samples, absolutely nothing! If you think they might provide me with some free stuff from this post please share it with them.

My Confession: An EXTENDED Bikini Wax

Stepped out of my comfort zone for An EXTENDED bikini wax

Recently, I was fortunate to receive a gift certificate to an upscale spa & salon. I immediately assumed I would get the usual massage and manicure & pedicure.

As I browsed over the services I noticed the waxing options and figured I might get my eyebrows waxed too. I continued browsing and then I saw “the bikini wax” I was embarrassed just looking at it. What would my mother say about this? What would people think about the BIKINI wax?

I mentioned it to my husband and of course he thought it was a great idea. Go figure, right?

Well, the next day I called to make an appt. The receptionist asked, would you like the basic or the extended…….. Ummmm, the extended I guess. Generally, I would have chosen the cheaper, but it was a gift so I went all out.

At that time I didn’t know that was the politically acceptable term for Brazilian wax!!

So I arrived for the appointment very nervous and somewhat embarrassed as if the walls were talking about me.

I entered the room and the technician instructed me to disrobe from the waist down and lie on the table with a towel covering the lower half.

She returns and explains she goes really fast, and that there is no warning. Apparently the object of surprise is in my best interest.

The hot wax is applied and then the strips for hair removal. She pulls it off quickly as she indicated and I am pretty sure I had an outer body experience. My entire body shook with pain and tears began to form (but I didn’t cry!)

So I opted for complete hair removal, but still had no idea what I had committed to. So once all was removed….well what I thought was all, then the technician instructed me to turn over on all four.

Okay, now I’m thinking, is this for real? Am I being punk’d? Is this some freaky stuff, because I don’t play that!

So after some hesitation and additional explanation I positioned myself in a way for the first time that no one had seen, well almost….. I am married.

She performed the same process as before and I felt so bad. Like one of the girls my mom told me not to hang out with in high school.

When all was done, well, again so I thought. She begins to apply a light ointment to the waxed areas. Now I’m really feeling weird, especially since I have nothing to compare this to.

So now it really is over, she leaves me to get dressed and I peak in the mirror and “whoa!” where have you been? It’s been years since I had this visual. And now I must admit I’m pretty excited and can’t wait for my husband to see this.

Well, I’ll spare you the details of our reunion but let’s just say sometimes it is good to change things up. The extended bikini wax was painful the first time! Notice I said the first time, however it gets easier and the rewards are worth it. Try it for yourself, if you dare.

Consider stepping out of your comfort zone for whatever reason. It may not be a bikini wax, it could be a new hair cut or nail polish. Instead of wondering about it, just do it. I won’t tell, but you can. Leave a comment telling me how you stepped out of your comfort zone to change things up.

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